Sunday 4 July 2010

Paging Mr Manson, Mr Charles Manson???

Why yes, I am slightly uncomfortable publishing these miscreant's mug shots up here for fear I may be suffocated in my sleep for it...yet here they are! Some of these are so creepy that I'm wondering if they need to be cross checked with America's Most Wanted files. It takes 43 mucsles to frown and only 17 to smile so buck up little camper and turn that frown up side down!! YIKES! And leave the damn hatchets in the shed mmkay?!







Saturday 3 July 2010

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish







Men...seriously, save the fish for dinner or for some dipshit plaque that you WILL be keeping tucked far, far, far, away in the back of your garage. These are your profile pictures!!!! You moron! Is this the first impression you're wanting to convey to your future ex-wife? And to the bloke with the micro-scopic minnow...well kudos to you mate, that just took balls.

Pay attention, no body wants to see your stinky fish pictures! Save them for Saturday nights with the mates in the shed! It's nice to know that if in the event of famine or closure of the nearest Red Lobster that you could come through in a pinch. Not sure about that minnow bloke though...he might be out there a while.